Hey, I’m Kayla. I camp in a 34-foot travel trailer with my husband, our two kids, and one very nosy beagle. We stayed at Siesta Key RV Resort for seven nights in March. Sun on my shoulders, sand in the rig, and yep—some hiccups too.
Here’s what it was really like.
If you’d rather jump straight into the blow-by-blow—every palm-lined turn, pool cannonball, and mid-week storm hiccup—my full Siesta Key RV Resort diary has the minute-by-minute version.
Quick Map of This Story
- Our rig and site
- Check-in and first look
- Hookups, shade, and space
- Pool, bathhouse, and laundry
- Wi-Fi and noise
- Beach days and nearby stuff
- What I loved vs what bugged me
- Tips I wish I had
Check-In: Friendly and Fast, Even With Road Dust
We rolled in on a Sunday right before dinner. The office staff smiled, gave us a gate code, and circled our site on a paper map. Simple. No fuss. The driveway sits off a busier road, so you get a little road dust and a bit of honking during rush hour. Not loud like a truck stop—just there.
A host in a golf cart led us to our spot. I was glad, since the park roads curve tight in a few places. If you drive a big Class A, watch your turns by the palms. I held my breath once. Okay, twice.
Our Site: Full Hookups, Room to Breathe, But Watch the Angle
We had a back-in site with full hookups (50/30 amp, water, sewer). The pad was crushed shell with a short strip of pavers by the picnic table. Not muddy, which I loved. Two palm trees gave a nice slice of shade at lunch. In the late day, the sun blasted the patio. We used our awning and a cheap shade cloth and it was fine.
Leveling took a few blocks on the curb side. Sewer was placed toward the back and just a hair uphill from our outlet, so I used a hose support to help the flow. Electric was clean. No surges. Water pressure ran high—my gauge showed around 70 PSI—so use a regulator. I always do.
We fit our trailer and truck with about 5 feet to spare. Slide clearance was fine. If you roll with a toy hauler and a long bed, ask for a longer site.
Amenities: Small Pool, Clean Bathhouse, And a Dog Who Approved
- Pool: Warm enough to hop in without a pep talk. Not huge. It got busy around 3 PM. Morning swims were quiet and sweet. My youngest did cannonballs. No lifeguard, of course.
- Bathhouse: Clean. Water hot. The tile floors stayed dry most of the time. One shower had a slow drain on Tuesday. By Thursday it was fixed.
- Laundry: Eight washers, eight dryers when I went. Took quarters and a reloadable card. Wash and dry together ran me six bucks. I brought my own pods, since the vending machine was out that day.
- Dog area: Fenced yard with a trash can and bags. Our beagle found every smell in Florida. Shade at one corner. Grass was a bit patchy after a rain, but fine.
- Trash: Multiple stations. Pickups were regular. I never saw overflow.
There’s a little store by the office. Ice, cold drinks, sunscreen, sewer gaskets, that sort of thing. No big grocery, but handy when you run out of coffee filters at 7 AM. Ask me how I know.
Wi-Fi and Cell: Not Bad, Not Great
Park Wi-Fi worked for email and light scrolling. During dinner time it slowed way down. We switched to our hotspot for streaming.
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Verizon had 3–4 bars by our site. My husband took a video call inside the rig with no drops. Outside on the patio it hiccuped.
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Noise and Vibes: Social, But Not a Party Place
Quiet hours were posted for 10 PM. Folks followed them. We heard some road hum at night and a few planes in the morning. Not crazy. Just city background. The crowd was a mix: snowbirds playing cards, families like us, a few remote workers. Potluck at the clubhouse on Wednesday had chili, cornbread, and that one amazing key lime pie. I shared my spoon. Don’t judge.
Beach Days: Easy, With a Few Tricks
Siesta Key Beach is close. We never tried to park at peak time, since spots fill fast. To scope out the latest tips on where to stash your wheels—or skip them altogether—check out Visit Sarasota County’s beach parking and transit tips for the current scoop. We used Uber twice and our bikes once, and we caught the free trolley from the village the other day.
For questions about beach amenities, what’s allowed on the sand, and other nitty-gritty regulations, the Siesta Key Chamber of Commerce’s FAQs page is a handy one-stop reference.
The sand is the soft, white, squeaky kind. It sticks to everything. Baby powder on feet before stepping into the rig helped a lot. Also, a small mat outside the door saved my floors.
Sunset was crowded but lovely. We packed sandwiches, used a little cooler backpack, and brought a sand anchor for the umbrella. Wind picked up around 2 PM most days.
On mornings when we wanted a serious breakfast before hitting the sand, we grabbed banana-foster pancakes at The Broken Egg in the village—five minutes from the resort and worth every bite.
Wondering if the Gulf will feel like bathwater or an ice bath during your visit? My real-world take on Siesta Key water temperatures breaks down exactly what the thermometer—and my goosebumps—said each month.
If you’re mapping out a whole-island game plan beyond beach lounging, peek at my real guide to Siesta Key for everything we did, adored, and happily skipped.
And because I’ve tested a few non-RV stays too, here’s the quick scoop: Crystal Sands felt like a warm exhale, Gulf & Bay Club served up sun, sand, and a dash of surprise, and Siesta Key Beach Villas scratched that “steps-to-the-sand” itch for a quick weekend.
What I Loved
- Staff were kind and helpful. They actually came by to check our power post after a storm. Nice touch.
- Clean bathhouse. Fresh smell, good water temp.
- Site felt roomy. Our neighbors weren’t right on top of us.
- Pool mornings. Quiet, warm, and easy with kids.
- Close to the beach and good tacos in the village.
What Bugged Me (A Little)
- Afternoon Wi-Fi lag. Streaming was spotty unless we used our hotspot.
- Road buzz by the front of the park. Ask for a site deeper in if you’re a light sleeper.
- Tight turns on a couple corners. Not awful, but eyes up.
- Laundry card machine acted up once. The staff fixed it, but I lost five minutes and a little patience.
Little Things That Made Our Stay Better
- Water pressure regulator on the spigot. Saved my lines.
- Surge protector on the 50-amp. Florida storms roll in fast.
- A cheap shade cloth for the awning. Afternoon sun here is no joke.
- Baby powder and a stiff brush at the door for sand.
- Bug spray for dusk. No-see-ums got bold near the mangroves.
- A folding wagon for beach runs. Fewer trips, fewer grumbles.
Who Would Like This Place
- Families who want a clean, friendly base close to Siesta Key.
